BREAKING NEWS : What comes to your mind when you hear those words on news channels or radio ? Doesn’t it feels like breaking the head of the person who says so for stupid or trivial matters.But imagine a situation when you get to hear breaking news of future ?How hilarious it can be !!
Don’t put your grey matter at work thinking about those , simply read some of the possible breaking news in coming years.
Do let me know if you liked them or want to add few more to this list 🙂
Year 2086# Seniormost state prisoner Kasab died of natural cause at the age of 95.Our politicians have decided to construct memorial in his memory at Rajghat.
Year 2026# Vinod Kambli makes stunning statement that fifteen years ago in 2011,world cup final which India won was fixed. Questions why Dhoni came higher in batting order than Yuvraj eventually ending his career in ODI and Test match.
Year 2050# UPA raises petrol price by Rs 200/ltr to Rs 10000/ltr now.Rise in crude prices held responsible for it.
Year 2031# DRDO designs new bullet proof & bomb proof suits for all MPs in house.This will protect them when MLA’s hurl grenades at each other in parliament.
Year 2045# Govt to roll out 15G services from next year. Trial under 2G spectrum scam against A Raja and Kanimozhi to be heard in special fast track court of Supreme Court.
Year 2050# India denies visa of low paying jobs of peons , cleaners ,courier boys etc to US citizens.
Year 2040# Chinese,US and UK students flock to Indian universities to learn english
Year 2051# Arjun Tendulkar retires from all forms of cricket . Meanwhile Sachin will continue to play cricket , says he still has 5-6 years of cricket left in him.Arjun feels proud of having played and retired while his father is still playing.
Year 2029# Microsoft to launch new search engine TING to compete Google.
Year 2031# Uday Chopra to feature in his 45th comeback movie this year under the banner of YashRaj productions.
Year 2032# Acharya Indu Prakash of India TV predicts end of world on 21st Dec based on a calendar prepared by Dan Brown in 1999
Year 2036# Aishwarya Rai’s daughter to debut in bollywood with Rajnikant in his next movie “CHILD ROBOT”
Year 2047# India sends 5678th dossier to Pakistan containing list of all the terrorist responsible in 26/11 attack in Mumbai , once upon a time.
Year 2076# India asks Pakistan for speedy trial of all accused in 26/11 attack.
Year 2060# Veteran socialists Arvind Kejrival and Kiran Bedi’s grandchildren sitting on dharna at Jantar Mantar in Delhi demanding strong LokPal bill.
Year 2075# India to celebrate World Honesty day on 2nd October.A Raja’s grandson to inaugurate the event in parliament.
Year 2050# Ambani family to enter their newly constructed 56 storeyed house on Moon.
Year 2040# Kingfisher railways in trouble , asks for government intervention to save it due to high electricity charges.
Year 2021# Harbhajan Singh’s company becomes largest ballbearing manfucturer in the world.Bhajji thanks BCCI for dropping him from Indian team in 2011, else he would have never concentrated on his family business.Similar are the views of bhajji’s business partner Yuvraj Singh, formerly known as Yuvi in his hey days.Bhajji was happy and was heard saying “Finally I have made it Large” 🙂 🙂
1. Not quite breaking news, but i expect Google to show all 3 rooms at 3rd floor of our house by using Satellite X ray images + Street View + some new technologies in maps.google.com.
2. I expect everybody will be doing some advertising, and earning the AMWAY way.
3. More news channels then entertainment ones, more entertainment news than the actual ones
4. More Neta getting fame just like Sharad Pawar
5. Airtel cheaper than uninor, even I expect, Airtel will pay for every call made, but will charge some frivolus way
Indeed a very humorous article :).
hilarious! 🙂 uday’s 45th comeback hahaha…i want my super villa 2 b mentioned in future news 😉 but…..i don’t want kasab 2 b dead with a natural cause, don’t know how far indian dossier wud b served 2 pak table?
Good one 🙂 new one to add ,”RISWAT” is Legalized in india and it’s counted as source of income to the all goverment employees and pollitical leaders
Year 2012# Tax on laughing will be imposed. Parliament in discussion to conclude number of laughs in a day.
congrats on being the editors choice 🙂