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Google to relaunch Orkut after facebook arrests

December 1, 2012 by ravindra rajput 10 Comments

The recent spur in arrests of people who posted comments on  popular social networking sites like Facebook and twitter has given a sudden ray of hope to Google.

In a recent interview ,Google said they are planning to launch an ad campaign requesting users to switch back to Orkut to vent out their feelings and say whatever they feel like without getting arrested.

In an exclusive interview Google said “See its very simple , GOI is arresting people who are on POPULAR  sites, and this is where ORKUT stands as clear cut winner”

Current generation and officials don’t even know that anything like orkut exists. Old users of Orkut have already forgotten about the days of testimonials and scraps , worse they don’t even remember their login IDs.For them Orkut is resting in peace in a graveyard.

No one bothers to read any (s)crap out there.

Dwindling  popularity of orkut,what once gave nightmares to team orkut has turned out to be a blessing in disguise.

Google is closely watching this campaign and if there is any faint chance of  success it plans to relaunch Buzz  (A networking platform on the lines of twitter which was scrapped up after success of twitter).

As per sources ad agency named A66 had been given this contract.They plan to roll out the ad campaign after getting inspired by the agency roped by Gujarat Congress. A66 says their plan is fool proof as  they plan to steal pictures from little known poor countries of Africa ( To keep the  government agencies  guessing source country of pictures)

Social networking site users are pretty excited about this build up.On conditions of anonymity an IT professional said “Twitter & Facebook were the only place for venting out the frustration about the boss & professional  life no less then bonded slave; but recent arrests had taken away that little consolation from us. Now Orkut has come to us for as Sankat Mochan. None of my friends and team mates are on Orkut  and I can easily spit venom even against my in-laws”, with a sparkle in his eyes.

Meanwhile a special team of Google is analyzing data on twitter and facebook who abuse the most to send special “by invite only” request to use Orkut.

 Note : This post is a fictional and sarcastic take on the current happenings in our country.It is not meant to hurt sentiments of any individual

 

Filed Under: Sarcasm Tagged With: 66A, facebook, google, IT act, ORKUT, social networking sites, twitter

Comments

  1. gayatri soni says

    December 3, 2012 at 4:52 am

    I think Google would surely think about this fiction to turn it into reality ‘coz it might be profitable to them. 😉 Lol! 🙂
    The picture is very apt & perfect. I guess, you should have photoshopped it. 🙂

    Keep writing dear! 🙂

    Reply
  2. Vivek Shukla says

    December 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Wohooo….I am again amazed w/ your post. It never gave me the hint that it is fictitious news until I read the last line…haha
    Good read, as always. Smiles.

    Reply
  3. ravindra rajput says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    @Gayatri
    Thanks a lot for always reading my posts and encouraging me to write even more 🙂
    I wish Google and ur words come true some day :):) I got the picture from internet..Jai ho Google baba ki

    Reply
  4. ravindra rajput says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    @Vivek Shukla
    Thanks bro for dropping by here. Love to hear such words 🙂

    Reply
  5. gayatri soni says

    December 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    I have nominated you for ‘Liebster Blog Award’. You really deserve this one.

    Reply
  6. ravindra rajput says

    December 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    @Gayatri
    That’s so sweet of you ****BOWS in RESPECT****

    Reply
  7. gayatri soni says

    December 9, 2012 at 2:36 am

    Visit the link: http://gayatriexploring.blogspot.in/2012/12/liebster-blog-award.html

    Reply
  8. bid-ninja says

    April 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

    Good blog with some intriguing information. I will be back.

    Reply
  9. Afrozehan says

    July 8, 2014 at 12:40 am

    Facebook has takenover Orkut big time. But users should know what will happen to their personal data, once Orkut is closed. Visit the following site for detail on the same: http://blog.escanav.com/2014/07/08/google-is-closing-down-orkut-but-what-will-happen-to-users-account-data/?lang=en

    Reply
  10. bandar qq says

    March 10, 2016 at 8:38 am

    That is a very good tip particularly to those new to the blogosphere.

    Brief but very precise information… Appreciate your sharing this one.
    A must read post!

    Reply

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