Jab Tak Hai Jaan !!!!

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There  is an ongoing storm in the country regarding the last movie of Yash Chopra.His last directorial venture “Jab Tak Hai Jaan” is hot topic of discussion in all forums. Inspired by the poem “Jab Tak hai jaan” ,the USP of the movie trailer ,I bring forth a poem below in my own sarcastic  language featuring most talked about people in India and their deeds. Hope you will have a great time reading it.

 

 

Rahul Gandhi

Tera kisano ke ghar ghar jakar unka rashan chat kar jana..

Tera bhatta parsaul mein bike se ghus jaana..

Tera Mumbai jaane wala bhaiya ko bhikaari kehna..

Tera har badi zimmedari mein gayab ho jaana..

Nahi bhoolonga main…. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Baba Ramdev

Tera shiviron mein yoga sikhana

Tera salwar pehan kar ramlila maidan se bhaag jana..

Tera Anna andolan ki nakal karna

Tera kale dhan ko mudda banana…

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Suresh Kalmadi

Tera Common Wealth  ko personal wealth banana.

Tera 4000rs  ke toilet paper ko flat mein lagwana

Tera India ki naak katwana

Tera fir bhi clean chit ke saath nikal jaana

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

A Raja

Tera 2G spectrum ko baap ki bapauti banana….

Tera desh ko choona lagana..

Tera Tihar jana ..

Tera fir dhol nagade ke saath bahar aajana..

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Kapil Sibbal

Tera ZERO loss theory ka awashikar karna

Tera IIT brand ki band bajana

Tera facebook, twitter ko regulate karwana

Tera Swami Agnivesh se Kapil Muni kehalwana..

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

DigVijay Singh

Tera har baat par us prani ki tarah bhaunkna

Tera har mudde par RSS ki bajana

Tera Rakhi Sawant se panga lena

Tera Rahul baba ka Rajneetik guru ban jaana

Tera Laden ko Osamaji kehkar sambodhan karna

Tera Anna Hazare ko badnaam karnaa

Tere pass Hemant karkare ka encounter se pehle phone anaa

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Mamta Banerjee

Tera baat baat par Moist se khabrana

Tera Nano ko Bengal se bhagana

Tera har reform par UPA ko dhamkana

Tera sanakne ke saari hadein paar kar jaana

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Rakhi Sawant

Tera birthday party mein Mika ke Saath celebrate karna..

Tera Swayamwar ke baad war ko latiyana

Tera Baba Ramdev ko “HOT ” batana

Tera Digvijay ko sue karna

Tera angrezi ki dhazziyan udana

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Abhishek Manu Singhvi

Tera driver ke saath samjhauta karna

Tera CD mein lead role play karna

Tera underground ho jana..

Tera fir Congress spokesman ban jana..

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Nitin Gadkari

Tera apne driver ko company director banana

Tera Dawood aur Vivekanand ke IQ ko compare karna

Tera PM post ke liye laaar tapkana..

Tera har baat par misquote ho jana…

 Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Laloo Prasad Yadav

Tera gaye aur  bhains ka chara Dakaar jana

Tera lalten lekar bihar ka band bajana

Tera jail mein rehkar Rabri ko CM banana

Tera bat baat par nautanki karna

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Salman Khursheed

Tera NGO banakar apahizon ka paisa kha jaana

Tera Arvind Kejriwal ko dhamkana

Tera madamji ke liye jaan bhi de dena

Tera in sab ke bawjood bhi External Affairs minister ban jana..

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Anna Hazare

Tera Gandhiwaad mein fir se vishwaas jagana

Tera desh ke liye bhook hartal par baith jana

Tera hum sab mein nayi  umeed jagana

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

Arvind Kejriwal

Tera jan jan ko  RTI se takat dilwana

Tera netaon ki pol kholna

Tera bharastachar ke khilaf netaon se loha lena

Tera desh ki rajneeti ka chehra badalna

Nahi bhoolonga main.. Jab  Tak Hai Jaan ..Jab Tak hai Jaan !!!

 

ShahRukh Khan

Woh tera Katrina ke saath romance karna…

Woh tera punjabi gaane pe guitar bajana…

Who tera baat baat par haklana..

Woh tera adhi umar ki ladkiyon ke saath ishq ladana…

Woh tera army main aakar Major ban jaana…

 

Aaur nahi sahunga main… Jab Tak Hai Jaan… Jab Tak Hai Jaan !!!